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MIAMI HEAT HOLD THE 27TH OVERALL PICK

Mock Drafts seem to all agree, the Heat are looking at Power Forward's and Centers. 

Something called a "Festus Ezeli, C (Vanderbilt)" seems to be the trendy mock pick (6'11 255lbs) for the Heat....I know nothing about this guy, other than the fact his first name looks like "Fetus"....and thats the fucking worst nickname for an NBA player EVER. 

"FETUS! FETUS! FETUS! FETUS!"

What we know is that Riles likes 4 year starters...leaders....and girl on girl porn. OK, I like girl on girl porn, but still...are we sure HE DOESNT? How could he not? Exactly, point remains. 

Look, I got no idea...but they found Norris Cole last season...and that turned out to be pretty balls. Id like to see them take the best available player, and give zero fucks to "need". Drafting for need gets you Dexter Pittman. Id much rather have a 6'5-6'8 kid thats atheltic and can sit on the end of the bench...help out in a pinch...and be ready for the big time once guys like Battier retire. Hey, but thats me...by all means take Fetus....but dont expect me to ever be like "FETUS CAME TO FUCK"...because thats twisted and fucked up, dude. 

 ***UPDATE***

Looks like FETUS reminds me of Ibaka....so im warming up to FETUS.

 

Comments

[AMas92]

"Id much rather have a 6'5-6'8 kid thats atheltic and can sit on the end of the bench...help out in a pinch...and be ready for the big time once guys like Battier retire."

Did you not just describe Terrel Harris? Gotta disagree here Fake Pat. Draft need. Pittman blew because he was a 2nd round pick. The big men in this draft are deeper. At worst serviceable backup types

[FakePatRiley]

No..more like an Odom..Harris is more Wade...and hes also more TERREL HARRIS! #FacePalm

Just no doofy guy just to have a doofy guy...we already have Pitt..and like 20 other 2nd rd picks playing in Europe like that.

I just want to lean towards the power forward UD type with scoring...rather than the cockmeat head that 7'3 but runs like he has 2 left shoes on

[jose]

Norris Cole is not "pretty balls", in fact he kinda blows

[FakePatRiley]

riiiiighhhht jose....rookie comes in and contributes IN THE FUCKING NBA FINALS...blows...yup.

Game 3 the Heat were down 17 in the 2nd Q...Cole came in and to this day i will tell you he changed the series. hit 2 3's....played great D.