THURSDAY 7PM ESPN
MIAMI HEAT HOLD THE 27TH OVERALL PICK
Mock Drafts seem to all agree, the Heat are looking at Power Forward's and Centers.
Something called a "Festus Ezeli, C (Vanderbilt)" seems to be the trendy mock pick (6'11 255lbs) for the Heat....I know nothing about this guy, other than the fact his first name looks like "Fetus"....and thats the fucking worst nickname for an NBA player EVER.
"FETUS! FETUS! FETUS! FETUS!"
What we know is that Riles likes 4 year starters...leaders....and girl on girl porn. OK, I like girl on girl porn, but still...are we sure HE DOESNT? How could he not? Exactly, point remains.
Look, I got no idea...but they found Norris Cole last season...and that turned out to be pretty balls. Id like to see them take the best available player, and give zero fucks to "need". Drafting for need gets you Dexter Pittman. Id much rather have a 6'5-6'8 kid thats atheltic and can sit on the end of the bench...help out in a pinch...and be ready for the big time once guys like Battier retire. Hey, but thats me...by all means take Fetus....but dont expect me to ever be like "FETUS CAME TO FUCK"...because thats twisted and fucked up, dude.
Looks like FETUS reminds me of Ibaka....so im warming up to FETUS.