Its been about 24 hours, and Im still digesting what this man done did. This dude landed a helicopter on the Celtics butthole, and Seal Team 6'd the ever loving shit outta it. When he popped back out he had 45/15/5 in hand, and Paul Pierce's testicles as earings. The look on this mans face was like nothing ive ever seen....it reminded me of a time I was walking out of this girls house and noticed the drug dealers pitbull across the street wasnt chained up like normal...same look. That thing sprinted at me like LeBron on a fast break and I took off like Rondo...jumped on the roof of my car...and yelped for help for 20 minutes until Kujo's fucking owner tied that thing up. Fucking Bath Salts bro, assume the worst...ask questions later.
So the Heat live another day, needing one more win to up their Pacman lives to 4 again..and head out to OKC land. The Celtics arent any less desperate than the Heat, this could be that teams last game together - so expect an all out war.
Im glad Cobra Dick, and his "Ugly Face" as Mario Chalmers calls it, is on our side.
GET THE FUCK OUT TO THE TRIPLE A, YOUR RICH MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BRING YOUR WHITE HOT CRAZY, AND I DONT MEAN THAT SCARLETTS STRIPPER YOURE FUCKING!!!