Eddie House is THE DILDO CANNON!

So we finally had our first WHO TAKES THE FINAL SHOT LEBRON OR WADE???? moment of the season tonight, when the Heat found themselves down 93-96 to the Hornets with 7 seconds left.

The answer, of course, is Eddie House, who went 2-for-10 shooting tonight and has been quite the bed shitter from three point land all season. The result is, of course, a three point loss and the end of a four-game winning streak for The Most Hated Team In The Universe.

This is nothing new when it comes to Eddie, of course. A team lives and dies with an Eddie House three-point attempt. And no doubt the threes will start to fall eventually. It's just a matter of when and how long that specific streak will last.

And this is why, since this is MiamiHeatNation, we christen Eddie House The Dildo Cannon.

Because all he does is fire up threes.

And, at the end of the night, he'll either fuck you, or fuck the other team. Either way, somebody's getting fucked.

THE DILDO CANNON!

Comments

[Rizzmiggizz]

I like it. Itll stick

[Amas92 & Kazam are the same person]

Thats what she said. ZING!

[mmmtard]

Four game winning streak, wasn't it? Either way, he is a dildo cannon.

[THE DUDE]

It was four.

Fixed.

Thanks.

[Nate]

Was it Spo's decision to give it to that retard?

[Rizzmiggizz]

Stupid NBA and its stupid off nights....

[Mike13]

FUCK YOU ASHHOLE!

[Amas92 & Kazam are the same person]

If we're down 3 and need a 3 I can almost guarantee wade or james will get the ball only to dish it out to a shooter. It is their nature.

House's shot was close but he laid an egg all night. I would've liked James Jones for his height

[Tony]

lol - Eddie House is the best 3 point shooter on the roster. Shooters keep shooting, and that's exactly why you have Eddie. Open look for a 3? You want him taking that shot every single time.